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May 21

“What is he groping? It looks like he’s trying to reach for his…you know…but he’s too nervous to do it in front of a girl.” Super Paper Mario - Episode 20 (Part 1)

“How come girls get all the cool stuff in school? They got that, like, pamphlet in fifth grade about growth and development that we didn’t get to see…” Super Paper Mario - Episode 13

Apr 27

“Oh! I was hopeful I could get Tim to pop me!” New Super Mario Bros. U - Episode 21

Apr 25

“Well, there’s four of us, so, wouldn’t it be an orgy?” New Super Mario Bros. U - Episode 20

Apr 21

“You guys see this? He’s being a suave ass!” New Super Mario Bros. U

Apr 20

sheikahstone:

outofcontextchuggaquotes:

Goddammit, sheikahstone, why’d you have to go and reblog that with no context?

Reblog what? I reblog a lot of things, you gotta be more specific! >.<

Hahahaha. The Link’s Awakening picture.

Goddammit, sheikahstone, why’d you have to go and reblog that with no context?

Apr 5

“No, seriously. Emphasizing the ‘dick’ in ridiculous.” Pokémon Colosseum - Bonus 10